He said he would love to cuddle and give me a full-body massage. He figured I'd just stay home and pop out some kids. He spent 10 minutes telling me about all the times his 7-year-old daughter had vomited recently. He said he just suggested the restaurant as a meet-up spot, and he took me to the cheap side-street cafe.
He was older than he appeared in photos, and we were on completely different wavelengths. One was knitting, there were five cats and the beverage of choice was tea. I wore a formal dress, and the guy came in shorts and a T-shirt!
Handsome, charming, seemingly normal, so I agreed to go on another date with him.
We head to a really nice steakhouse, and after appetizers and his third martini, he starts to speak baby talk to me, as in "Would you wike a wittle kissy-wissy?
Here are 15 hand-picked, unforgivably cringeworthy favorites guaranteed to make you glad you’re no longer in the dating game. I was quite embarrassed, but walked with him anyway. "My OK Cupid date was a college senior home for break.I was the one who drunkenly suggested having sex in a public bathroom." and "So how about that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? I was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there.—Dee, NJI once went on a date with a guy I met online.